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littlecoffeemonsters:

jackhammerthis:

THIS LITTLE SHIT. 

FUCK.

Good job batman. Ya fucked everything up.

ravulatte:

"Annie. Fall."

My dash is perfect this morning <3

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

popularboyfriend:

don’t you hTE WHEN YOU PRESS CAPS LOCK INSTEAD OF A

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

courtnu:

bitterassfandom:

#i walk a lonely road

is that dave strider with a happy meal

courtnu:

bitterassfandom:

#i walk a lonely road

is that dave strider with a happy meal

sextnoise:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT


All u have to do is look for the same number yall fake

sextnoise:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

All u have to do is look for the same number yall fake

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.